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Naw, naw, Wee Fly Man Mc Creadie's a perfectly cromulent fella We are indebted to Mr Og, a citizen of the Unites States of Apple-pie for this contribution Noun: a horse; maybe also a donkey; probably even wee ponies. er - never dinjer NOTE: to the best knowledge of the writer, "Dinger" is never used in any other context, but always in conjunction with "To go" Sentimental term to describe the phenomenon of tens of thousands of Glaswegians packing an armada of Caledonian Steam Packet Company pleasure boats, gettin totally shitfaced on the voyage (hence the expressions "Steamboats" and "Steamin" drunk), and wrecking Millport, Rothesay, and Dunoon. Example: Wanst she's goat a few ay they Ell-Ohs in hur, she goes pure aff her heid The affectionate name by which Aberdeen is known to the rest of Scotland.Instruction to another to cease and desist from whining and complaining. This is really a feckin cheeky thing to say, so make sure you are standing well away of the person to whom you say it... An ah went tae the Boundary Bar an tanned it............. From the way that Aberdonians phrase the question to outsider 'where are you from? which is in their inimitable accent pronounced something like 'Furryboots ur you fae? Show consisted of a shite children's film, usually wi Hayley Mills in it, some cartoons, an a crap serial like "Attack o' the unconvincing robots".Ye went tae fling sooked jooblies at the screen an generally run aboot tae see if the man wid pit ye oot. A bad one.'See that Sean, thas a bajin, he's oanly chibbed tha' puur Mrs Wummin ferrer pension'Badness personified, as in Rank Bajin, the dastardly criminal genius against whom Lobey Dosser is pitted in the comic strips.Note - there are only ever Heid Bummers - there are never any subordinate bummers, or even just bummers. Receptionist: Eh'm sorry but the Top Banana is in a meeting.. Mrs Mac: Oh rerr, at's him the Heid Bummer at the Parly noo... vomit (rhyming slang from Hilda Gronk) "Ah wis gonny go in furra Chic Murray last night but thir wis a big Hilda on the pavement ootside the kebab shoap. "Ah wis sittin oan the bus yesterday when ah sudenly noticed they'd done away wi the signs that used tae say "No Spitting". I promise to give each and every one the same amount of attention, so please feel free to post your thoughts...Wummin 1: Aye, but ah hear the jannies at Bute Hoose ur gunnin fur him... So ah thoat since it wisny forbidden ah wid hochle up a big greener an hing it oan the windae. At's a real humdinger Noun: also Jacksy, Jaxy (make up your own) - arse, specifically sphincter. Example: Ah decided no tae audition fur the New Bay City Rollers, cause fur wan, ah didny see how ah wid need a medical. He hud three hoodies an a perra adidas trackies up his jook" Also used by the stupidly polite as a euphemism for arse. Apparently this was originally taken from the name of a fruiting tree the Jujube..It had a strap across the top for a handlebar., Dug usually seen in company of Neds. Verb: To employ a chib - usually against another human being, but often against a ned.Choose from a variety of wean eatin monsters and nippy wee bastarts: notably, broon an black Bull Terriers (pick a breed, thir aw the same) Thae hideously ugly white an pink wans wi the pointy noses Jack Russels (sorry tae youse wans thit huv thum but here thir Ned's dugs) Rotweillers Big Doberman lookin things wi broon herr that look like some specialist breed an OBVIOUSLY came fae stolen puppies. May be blunt or sharp, can include razors, lead pipes, bits of wood with nails hammered in, Stanley knives, etc... Possibly the main feature that these will have in common is that a chib is something which has been adopted for use as a weapon, possibly with ingenious modifications, rather than something originally designed for that purpose. One who has been subjected to attack with a chib is said to have been chibbed.
Nowadays tends to be used to describe persons from the Central Belt - having implications similar to 'schemie' with regard to dress sense, intellect and big dug ownership. Ginger bootle - when ye used tae get 20p if you took Irn Bru bottles back to the shop or the van - takin the gingies tae the van (or shop)...
Now sadly being landscaped, used as road-fill, turned into golf courses and otherwise diminished.
A sad loss to Scotland's industrial landscape...... Hollywood crooner who hung about with Bob Hope (see separate entry) and slid down golf clubs.
The worst, the VERY WORST insult you can give a Scots woman is to call her a cow.
All other sweary words pale into insignificance beside this most-powerful of derogatory terms. They can brek yer airm wi a single flap ah thur wings...
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